The Quack Doctor

He wears an apron snowy white,
Shows that he is wise and bright,
He does carry with him a coffer,
Just a case with not much to offer,

Folks very often give him a call,
He packs to get on with the stroll,
He was never among the brightest kids,
However he did have some clever wits,

He did not complete his surgical study,
Wasted too much time with his buddy,
Then he just dropped out,
Leaving a career to doubt,

But he eventually made a return,
Milking nice folks for him to earn,
The cases he solves are cherry picked,
Few suspect that they could be rigged,

Doesn't bite more than he can eat,
Claims to pull off remarkable feat,
He doesn't keep a clinic for too long,
As chances of being tagged get strong,

Many of his patients recover per se,
And this pretty much sums up his way,
He cons folks to meet his wage,
Well suited to today's day and age.

                                               - Rajmohan Yadav